Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Where my long hair blonde sisters at?

Have you noticed that famous blonde ladies are chopping off their hair?

Jennifer Lawrence....

Photo of Jennifer Lawrence



Kaley Cuoco...



Scarlett Johansson...



I am not saying they don't look cute anymore but....I....uh....well....uh....okay!!!  I confess....I can't take it anymore.  I can't stand it.  WHYYYYY???  Yeah yeah yeah, they have pretty faces and all that....but WHYYYYY????  If I was a blonde, I would absolutely love myself and my long blonde hair.  People would hate me because I would walk around IN LOVE with myself and my hair all day, every day.  I would be all "What?  Flowers again from a stranger?  What?  Oh, you want me to be in your movie?  What?  Where did all these paychecks come from?"  Okay, so maybe that doesn't happen to every beautiful blonde lady.  But I can't deny that golden hair is so lovely with it's multi-faceted color and natural thickness and waves...it hypnotizes people to do things they never thought possible.  There's a reason they came up with the term "blondes have more fun" and the movie Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.  So, what's up with all the chopping?